Some weird and wonderful stuff
about cats . . .
Always lick before, during and after meals!
Attack the Vet!
Become someone's friend for life. (The human with the can opener.)
Begin each day with a long hard stretch - then go to sleep.
Don't cry over spilt milk - lap it up instead.
Don't worry about big things.
Don't worry about little things.
Find 100 favourite places to rest.
Learn the difference between idleness and repose: one wastes time, the other
luxuriates in it.
Let sleeping dogs lie - literally!
Long naps never go out of fashion - take one now.
Make friends with the milkman.
Make the world your scratching post.
Miaow and the world Miaows with you, hiss and you hiss alone.
Never be discouraged by the words "No," "Stop That!" or "Bad Cat."
Never purr half-heartedly.
Own nothing and be owned by no one.
Play and sleep in cardboard boxes.
Regard all neatly stacked piles of paper as provocation.
There's always time for another nap.
Treat yourself to a nap in the sock drawer once in a while.