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Six-PackOTLtOut To LunchOUtOffend UserP$*!tPunch ObscenityPAtPunch in ASCIIPALtPack And LeavePAStPrint And SmearPAUDtPAUse DramaticallyPAZtPack Alpha ZonePAZtPack Alpha and drop ZonesPBCtPrint and Break ChainPBDtPrint and Break DrumPBLtPack Bags and LeavePBMtPop Bubble MemoryPBPBPBPtPlace Backup in Plain Brown Paper Bag PleasePBSTtPlay Batch mode Star TrekPCBtPause for Coffee BreakPCDtPunCh DiskPCItPleat Cards ImmediatePCRtPrint and Cut RibbonPCStPush to Centre of StackPDtPlay DeadPDtPunch DiskPDLDtPower Down and Lock Door [to computer room]PDSKtPunch DiSKPEHCtPunch Extra Holes in CardsPEPtPrint on Edge of PaperPFDtPunt on Fourth DownPFEtPrint Floating EyePFMLtPrint Four Million LinesPGtPrint GarbagePHOtPull Hair OutPItPunch InvalidPIBMtPretend to be an IBMPICtPrint Illegible CharactersPICtPrint Invalid CharacterPICtPunch Invalid CharacterPLSCtPerform Light Show on ConsolePNIHtPlace Needle In HaystackPNRPtPrint Nasty Replies to ProgrammerPOtPunch OperatorPOCLtPunch Out Console 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TapeRSTOMtRead from STore-Only MemoryRTtReduce ThroughputRTPtReduce ThroughPutRTStReturn To SenderRVACtReturn from VACationRWCtReWind and Crash headsRWCRtReWind Card ReaderRWDtReWind DiskRWEtRun Without ErrorRWFtRead Wrong FileRWTtRead/Write while stretching TapeSAtStore AnywhereSADtSearch And DestroySAItSkip All InstructionsSAKtSnooze At KeyboardSAStShow Appendix ScarSAStSit And SpinSBEtSwap Bits ErraticallySBFtSkip on Bitbucket FullSCtScramble ChannelsSCtShred CardsSCBtSpindle Card and BelchSCCAtShort Circuit on Correct AnswerSCDtShuffle and Cut DecSCHtSlit Cards HorizontalSCItShred Cards ImmediateSCMtSet for Crash ModeSCOMtSet Cobol-Only ModeSCPtSCatter PrinterSCRRCtSCRamble Register ContentsSCSTtSwitch Channel to Star TrekSCTRtStick Card To ReaderSDtScramble DirectorySDtSlip DiskSDCtSpool Disk to ConsoleSDDtSeek and Destroy DataSDDtSpin Disk DrySDDBtSnap Disk Drive BeltSDEtSolve Differential EquationsSDItSelf Destruct ImmediateSDMtSearch and Destroy MemorySDRtSlam Down Rondo [worst soda ever made]SEBtStop Eating and BurpSEOBtSet Every Other BitSESURtSing Elvis Songs Until he ReturnsSEXtSet EXecution registerSEXtSign EXtendSFHtSet Flags to Half-mastSFPtSend For PizzaSFRtSend For ReinforcementsSFTtStall For TimeSFTTtStrip Form Tractor TeethSHABtSHift A BitSHABMtSHift A Bit MoreSHBtStop and Hang BusSHCDtSHuffle Card DeckSHONtSimulate HONeywell CPU [permanent no-op]SHRtSHift RandomSHRCtSHRed CardSHRTtSHRed TapeSIDtSwitch to Infinite DensitySIPtStore Indefinite PrecisionSJVtScramble Jump VectorsSLPtSharpen Light PenSMCtScramble Memory ContentsSMDtSpontaneous Memory DumpSMRtSkip on Meaningless ResultSMStShred Mylar SurfaceSNARFtSystem Normalize And Reset FlagsSNMtShow No MercySNOtSend Nukes on OverflowSOAWPtSOlve All the World"d ProblemsSOBtStew On BrewSODtSurrender Or DieSOLtShift On LowSOPtStop and Order PizzaSOStSign Off, StupidSOTtSit On a TackSPtScatter PrintSPAtSliding Point ArithmeticSPBtSimulate Peanut ButterSPDtSPin DiskSPStSet Panel SwitchesSPSWtScramble Program Status WordSQPWYCtSit Quietly and Play With Your CrayonsSRBOtSet Random Bits to OnesSRBZtSet Random Bits to ZeroesSRCtSelect Random ChannelSRCtSelect Reader and Chew cardsSRCCtSelect Reader and Chew CardsSRDtSwitch to Random DensitySRDRtShift Right Double RidiculousSROtSort with Random OrderingSROStStore in Read-Only StorageSRRtShift Registers RandomSRSDtSeek Record and Scar DiskSRSDtSeek Record and Scratch DiskSRTCtStop Real-Time ClockSRUtSignoff Random UserSRZtSubtract and Reset to ZeroSSBtScramble Status ByteSSDtScratch System DiskSSDtStacker Select DiskSSDtStop and Scratch Disk [3815]SSJtSelect Stacker and JamSSJPtSelect Stacker and JumPSSMtSolve by Supernatural MeansSSMtStacker Select MemorySSPtSeek SPindleSSPtSmoke and SParkSSTtSeek and Stretch TapeSSWtScramble Status WordSTtSet and TestSTAtSTore AnywhereSTCtSlow To a CrawlSTDtStop, Take DrugsSTMtSTretch MagtapeSTMtSkip on Third MondaySTOtStrangle Tape OperatorSTPRtSToP RainSTRIKEtSTRIKE for more pay, better hours, etc. STROMtSTore in Read-Only MemorySTTHBtSet Terminal to Three Hundred BaudSUIQtSubtract User"s IQSUMEtSUprise MESUPtShred User PrintoutSUPtSolve Unsolvable ProblemSUStStop Until SpringSUStSubtract Until SenselessSWATtSWAp TerminalsSWNtSWap NibblesSWOStStore in Write-Only StorageSWStSort to Wrong SlotsSWTtSelect Wrong TerminalSWUtSelect Wrong UnitSWZNtSkip Whether Zero or NotSZDtSwitch to Zero DensityTAHtTake A HikeTAItTrap Absurd InputsTARCtTake Arithmetic Review CourseTBFTGtTwo Burgers and Fries To GoTCtTransmit ColorsTDBtTransfer and Drop BitsTDRBtTest and Destroy Random BitsTDStTrash Data SegmentTETtTriple Execution Time [SUN]TLNFtTeach me a Lesson i"ll Never ForgetTLOtTurn indicator Lights OffTLWtTransfer and Lose WayTNtTake a NapTOACtTurn Off Air ConditionerTOGtTake Out GarbageTOGtTime Out, GraduateTOHtTake Operator HostageTOOtTurn On/off OperatorTOPtTrap OPeratorTOStTrash Operating SystemTOWtTake Over WorldTPDtTerminal Printer DestructTPDtTotal Program DiagnosticTPDtTriple Pack DecimalTPDHtTell Programmer to Do it HimselfTPFtTurn Power oFfTPNtTurn Power oNTPOtTurn Power OffTPRtTear PapeRTRtTurn into RubbishTRAtTe Rdls Arvs [type ridiculous abbreviations]TRDtTRansfer and Drop bitTSHtTrap Secretary and HaltTSMtTrap Secretary and MountTSTtTrash System TracksTT%CNtTeleType (em Clunk NoiseTT%EKBtTeleType (em Electrify KeyBoardTTAtTry, Try AgainTTIHLICtTry To Imagine How Little I CareTTITTtTurn 2400 foot Tape Into Two 1200 foot TapesTTLtTap Trunk LineTTLtTime To LogoffTYFtTrust Your FeelingsUAtUnload AccumulatorUAItUse Alternate Instruction setUAPA(AM)tUse All Power Available (And More)UCBtUncouple CPU and BranchUCIPtUpdate Card In PlaceUCKtUnlock Console KeyswitchUCLBtUncouple Comm Lines and BranchUCMtUncouple CoMm lines and branchUCPUBtUncouple CPUs and BranchUDRtUpdate and Delete RecordUERtUpdate and Erase RecordUFOtUnidentified Flag OperationULDAtUnLoaD AccumulatorUMRtUnlock Machine RoomUNPDtUNPlug and DumpUOPtUseless OPerationUPtUnderstand Program[mer]UPAtUse all Power AvailableUPCtUnderstand Program[mer]"s CommentsUPItUndo Previous InstructionURBtUpdate, Resume and BranchUTFtUnwind Tape onto FloorUTFtUse The ForceUUBRtUse Undefined Base RegisterVAXtViolate All eXecutionsVFEtViolate Field EngineerVFOtViolate Female OperatorVMAtViolate Maintenance AgreementVNOtViolate Noise OrdinanceVPAtVanishing Point ArithmeticVVMtVaporize Virtual MemoryWADtWalk Away in DisgustWATtWAste TimeWBBtWrite to the Bit BucketWBTtWater Binary TreeWCtWaste CoreWCRtWrite to Card ReaderWDRtWarp disk DRiveWEDtWrite and Erase DataWEMGtWrite Eighteen Minute GapWFtWait ForeverWGPBtWrite Garbage in Process-control BlockWHFOtWait until Hell Freezes OverWHPtWave Hands over ProgramWItWhy ImmediateWItWrite IllegiblyWIDtWrite Invalid DataWMCtWrite Millions of CommentsWNAMtWe Need A MiracleWNHRtWrite New Hit RecordWNRtWrite Noise RecordWPtWrite PoopWPETtWrite Past End of TapeWPMtWrite Programmer"s MindWSEtWrite Stack EverywhereWSWWtWork in Strange and Wondrous WaysWUPOtWad Up Printer OutputWWLRtWrite Wrong Length RecordWWRtWrite Wrong RecordXXIOteXecute Invalid OpcodeXXKFteXecute Kermit the FrogXXMteXclusive MaybeXXMBteXclusive MayBeXXOHteXecute no-Op and HangXXORteXecute OpeRatorXXOSteXchange Operator"s SexXXPRteXecute PRogrammerXXPSWteXecute Program Status WordXXSPteXecute Systems ProgrammerXXVFteXchange Virtue for FunYABtYet Another BugYASEtYet Another Stupid ErrorZAPtZero and Add PackedZARtZero Any RegisterZDtZap DirectoryZEOWtZero Every Other WordZPItZaP Immediate

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