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Words From Famous Women . . . "I"m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I"m not dumb. . . and I also know that I"m not blonde. " - Dolly Parton "I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I"ve done my job. " - Roseanne "My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can"t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. " - Rita Rudner "He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant" - CarolLeifer "I"ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. " - Wendy Liebman "I"m not going to vacuum "til Sears makes one you can ride on. " - Roseanne "I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it"s because it"s cold in there. And I"m like: How did my mother know THAT?" - Wendy Liebman "I think-therefore I"m single" - Lizz Winstead "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. " - Hedy Lamarr "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. " - Elayne Boosler "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn"t itch. " - Gilda Radner "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. "- Maryon Pearson "Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel. " - Bella Abzug "In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. " - Margaret Thatcher "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. " - Gloria Steinem "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. " - Gloria Steinem "Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. " - Katharine Hepburn "I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. " - Marie Corelli "If men can run the world, why can"t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" - Linda Ellerbee "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. " - Zsa Zsa Gabor
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