A funny joke to aMeows you . . .
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building. . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I"m afraid of widths. I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he"s gone. I put contact lenses in my dog"s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. I bought a dog the other day. . . I named him Stay. It"s fun to call him. . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He"s an East German Shepherd.
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