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15. I will not eat other animals" poop. 14. I will not lick my human"s face after eating animal poop. 13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I"m lying under the coffee table. 12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener. 10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows. 9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars. 8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds. 7. Hamster: Don"t let them figure out I"m just a rat on steroids, or they"ll flush me! 6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year. 5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much. 4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post. 3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock. 2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. AND the Number 1 New Year"s Resolutions Made by Pets. . . 1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT"S HAND
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